Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.
Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil
me meeting a bumble bee
- me: I respect you
- bumble bee: Merci
I hate when guys are like “oh you’re not one of those girls that’s going to order a salad for dinner are you?” MAYBE I AM. MAYBE I FUCKING LIKE SALADS. HAVE YOU EVEN TASTED RASPBERRY VINAIGRETTE.